Crikey’s Limerick Competition
Comments: 2
This political limerick contest
Has problems, I truly attest.
See, perfection of form
In Oz ain’t the norm.
These people should give it a rest.
The limerick’s a poetic form
Where the following structure’s the norm:
Da DEE da da dum
Or FEE fi fo fum.
You’re not close, folks, you’re not even warm.
But wait, there’s more:
So, people, you really must listen
To me when I tell you what’s missin’.
If you only can
Make your doggerel scan
On you I will gladly stop pissin’.
Somebody stop me -
Should a huffer-and-puffer at Crikey
Tell me my work they no likey,
I’d say, don’t you worry -
Go back to your slurry
Of crap. As for me, I’m on strikey.
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Posted to General Rants • 2001.11.20 (Tue) • 11:33
Comments
Posted by mmcfa 2006.10.01, 20:25
Your limricks are nearly a nuisance and mine are worth much more than twocents, a dollar at least, for this scholarly feast of wit and brilliant ebullience.
Posted by jh 2006.10.02, 21:42
I laughed out loud (and sent you a cheque for a buck seventy-five).
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