Nooooo!
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I went to PayPal because it’s time to give Ben and Mena Trott some money for Movable Type, the software I use to run this site. After taking care of business, I did a search for “Movable Type” to see what kind of page PayPal provides for its merchants (this was my first time using PayPal).
I didn’t get any results for MT, but was presented with a list of completely unrelated sites, among which was — shudder — 4restore.com, makers of the R2K (Restorer 2000), a menacing-looking stainless steel foreskin restorer! Of course, I couldn’t resist taking a look. (Do not click on that link if you’re queasy at all; they’re not above using shock tactics to illustrate the horrors of circumcision.)
Gentlemen, three words of advice: leave it alone! The R2K is not a foreskin restorer, it’s a dick shortener for crying out loud. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe what some people will try to sell you. And really, you’re just missing a foreskin - it’s not like they lopped the whole thing off. We got to keep the best bit.
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Posted to Oh, the Humanity • 2001.11.22 (Thu) • 00:29
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Posted by David Kido 2002.06.20, 02:53
Visited the 4restore.com and purchased the product. Tried for 3 months and streched my foreskin for 0.25 inches. At the same time, the device had also enlarge my dick…. Some extra benefits…
Posted by T.J. King 2002.09.01, 17:02
R2K is sure an innovative device. My friend has gotten one and has been using for half a year now… I heard from him that this thing can really “add inches” to the private parts. Can anyone confirm this intriguing “benefits”.
T.J. King
Posted by T.J. King 2002.09.01, 17:03
R2K is sure an innovative device. My friend has gotten one and has been using for half a year now… I heard from him that this thing can really “add inches” to the private parts. Can anyone confirm this intriguing “benefits”.
T.J. King
Posted by jh 2002.09.05, 20:50
I certainly won’t be comfirming any intriguing benefits: nothing could convince me to go near one of these things!
Now far be it from me to tell any man what he should or not do with his old fellow but, personally, foreskin restoration and “adding inches” are items numbered 568 and 567 on my self-improvement list (which is not to say I have a big swinging dick, just that I’m quite accepting of my average endowment ;-).
Like the song says, it ain’t the meat it’s the motion.
Posted by David C. 2002.12.13, 04:04
Visited 4restore.com. Very impressed with the device and the website too! Looking forward to purchase one to try it out myself. The website never mentioned about the penis enlargement….??? So where is that coming from??? Personal experience???
anyone know where i can get a used one,or have one for sale at a discount, or any one want to sell theirs?
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