Severely Tampered with and Cursed
What am I supposed to make of this spam which arrived just now (from a sales@[blah].com). Really, some people just shouldn’t be allowed near computers. I love the part about paying for the hotel, food and all expenses.
message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
- Travel back in time.
- Rewind my life including my age.
- Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
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Posted to Oh, the Humanity • 2001.12.12 (Wed) • 17:50
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