Version 10 Venus
No resolution on the Adobe farce yet, but I should point out that they’re doing at least one thing right in v.10: the splash screen.
In AI9 Venus looked quite mad, like a character out of a Bulgakov novel. Not only was she in need of a little corrective surgery to the right eye as well as rhinoplastic attention, but she was carrying a twig in her mouth. Not exactly the sort of girl you’d go out of your way to introduce yourself to at a cocktail party. (Or maybe she is; to each their own.)
She’s looking much better in AI10. Tanned, well-rested and flawlessly healed from the operations she’s back on the circuit and flashing those come-hither eyes with every launch.
Where’s my lasso tool! I’ve got a selection marquee with her name on it.
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Posted to Oh, the Humanity • 2002.01.25 (Fri) • 23:21
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