AntipixelNo one knows je ne sais quoi like us

The Worst Pun I’ve Heard in Ages < Home > Spam Poetry No. 2


May the Gods Bless Honeybees


For some reason I’ve always loved bees (at a distance). I’m a honey junkie as well as a hardcore caffeine addict, and it turns out that bees may be helpful little enablers for both vices:

Honeybees double coffee yields

Honeybee pollination can double a coffee crop’s yield, new research shows.

The plants are primarily self-pollinating. But research by David Roubik at the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute in Panama shows bee pollination is much more important than farmers thought.

[…]

He believes bees improve coffee yield by increasing the amount of pollen placed on the stigma of each plant and increasing the genetic diversity of coffee crops.

Increased pollen on the stigma and greater genetic diversity are my ideas of a good time.

•••
Posted to The Good 2002.06.13 (Thu) • 23:45

Comments

Post a comment:

*

* (not displayed)


Remember personal info?
(optional)


* Required
You can use basic HTML below, but URLs don't link automatically.



Make HTML-safe: convert

To help reduce comment spam, you must preview your comment before posting. Sorry about this, but I'm borderline homicidal with the spam crap.

Send This Story to an Enemy









• • •

Search Options

Possibly Related Entries

Complete Archives


Valid XHTML


Antipixel

Antipixel.com
© 2005 Jeremy Hedley
All rights reserved and so forth.
Rights & Administrivia
Privacy info