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Darling, You Look Positively Bovine

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I have no idea where my wife finds these things (I never seem to have such luck), but today she bought some Cow Beauty Soap. It’s a whole udder kind of soap… leathers up real well. (Sorry, but I’m milking this one for all it’s worth. ;-)

In Japanese, “kao” (pronounced just like the animal) means face, but that’s not why they called it Cow. They called it Cow because it’s made with milk. Tell it like it is.

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Posted to Oh, the Humanity 2002.06.14 (Fri) • 23:24

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Posted by Jeff   2002.06.16, 23:08

The last time I was in Nihon, my favorite product was a soft drink called “Sweat.”

Posted by M Sinclair Stevens   2002.07.04, 04:45

Guys, guys. (sigh).

Women have been bathing in milk for millenia all over the globe. Cleopatra was a famous early adopter.

http://www.care2.com/go/z/1474

Just search “milk bath” and Google will show you that milk beauty treatments not an Japanese oddity. (Although I think there is a kao-cow connection, else why not call it milk soap.) Apparently the lactic acid in milk acts contains alpha hydroxy acid.

I think the most famous Japanese “natural” beauty treatment is uguisu no fun (bush warbler/nightingale droppings). It’s a dry powder that you make into a paste for a facial. Of course, I tried it.

Posted by Moo   2007.01.09, 17:06

Hey, where did your wife get this product? I have been searching for it online but cannot find it anywhere!!! Please help!

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