Wile E. Coyote C’est Moi
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Over about 30 minutes in the middle of the afternoon yesterday I was struck by some sort of bug. I feel like Wile E. Coyote after a Road Runner cartoon marathon.
I’ve been slammed into a mesa with a rocket strapped to my back. I fell off a cliff and hit the ground in a puff of dust. A big rock fell on me. The springs I strapped to my feet bounced me up and down uncontrollably against an overhanging ledge and then a one-ton weight fell out of the sky and crushed me. My body was squeezed into an accordion shape and now I make wheezy musical sounds when I walk.
I don’t have a cough, a fever or a running nose; just every muscle in my body is pounding with a dull ache. Hell, even my fingers hurt.
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Posted to General Rants • 2002.08.20 (Tue) • 15:18
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Posted by tomas 2002.08.04, 01:32
You must be really bored ;)
Posted by Mary Beth 2002.08.04, 10:06
LOL! I think my choices would have been - ICK! PTUI! // Maybe // You’re the best!
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