Behave
Margaret Berry of The Morning News has written a wonderfully witty series on etiquette (which would dictate, I guess, that I tell you where I found the link, only I’ve forgotten in the the twenty five minutes that I’ve spent reading the articles):
So you see, etiquette is on your side. Perhaps you don’t care what an oyster fork looks like; you don’t own saltcellars; you’re not likely to rise from the table when your girlfriend leaves to powder her nose. Regardless, one day you will fart in public. And when you do, it’s comforting to know that there’s a game plan.
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Posted to General Rants • 2002.09.05 (Thu) • 00:39
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