Spam We Will Never See
Comments: 5
- Penis reduction pills!
- Gain weight fast!
- Reconcile with your boss!
- Get into debt overnight!
- Sexy, mature, well-adjusted women with realistic body shapes are waiting to hear from you!
- Do you suffer from perfectly adequate self-esteem!?
- Prozac, Valium, Viagra! Who needs ‘em? Relax, you’re doing fine!
- Waste money and alienate friends with our pyramid scheme!
- Hot, horny teenagers really don’t care about you, you paunchy, balding has-been!
- Act your age!
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Posted to General Rants • 2003.04.17 (Thu) • 11:59
Comments
Posted by Gabe Sanchez 2003.04.17, 12:18
Right now, I think I’d actually prefer that kind of spam instead of the crapola I’ve been getting.
Posted by resonance 2003.04.17, 13:24
C’mon Jeremy, what are you thinking?
It’s clear that they’ve run out of ideas. Then you go and give them ten more. Sheesh.
Where’s the love, man?
Posted by nick 2003.04.17, 14:55
I don’t remember how I happened upon this, but it’s here anyway, and you may or may not want to click on it: http://www.penis-reduction.com/. Just thought I should let you know.
Posted by jh 2003.04.17, 17:07
Nick —- Phew! For a minute there I thought you were going to destroy my cocktail party conversation starter: no man ever went in for penis reduction surgery.
Seriously, though, I’m signing up right now.
Posted by Testerxxc 2007.04.21, 18:08
Helloznc - this is just a testing, don’t worry about it
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