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King of the World #3

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When I’m King of the World — hosannah in the highest — Starbucks will give you a double shot of the whisky of your choice when you go in there in the middle of the afternoon looking like crap.

(I asked for one today but the woman behind the counter just laughed nervously.)

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Posted to King of the World 2004.09.30 (Thu) • 00:06

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Posted by Mason   2004.09.30, 00:24

Hey,

hmm…shot of whisky would be nice, right in the morning….=)

Posted by jared   2004.09.30, 11:05

i live in seattle, and i was thinking something along those lines the other day. what if we took all the barrista carts, and all the starbucks et al. and turned them into 24 hours bars that worked exactly like their former coffee selves? wouldn’t that be something.

Posted by Alex   2004.09.30, 15:56

Double shot could be difficult to handle in the morning and, in fact, it could be detrimental to you actually realizing that you are having a crappy day … hmm, that could be a good thing though. Lets say Baileys in the morning and Whiskey in the afternoon?

Posted by Tomo   2004.09.30, 20:51

Just don’t go to Starbucks …

Posted by beth   2004.10.02, 01:26

heh… i made a similar comment once in kickboxing class. (instructor kept pushing us, and said something about water - i opined that whisky might be nicer. she was not amused.) why no sense of humor, i wonder? ;)

Posted by king of the world   2005.03.26, 05:16

i’m am king of the world.soon to be anounced i’ll ruin everything like alway.i’ll take all the gold and build idols of myself,then i’ll worship me.

Posted by deggial   2005.09.21, 12:59

whisky is good, as long it is irish any time of day is right

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