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Oh, the horror! Liza Minelli’s former bodyguard is suing her because he says she forced him to have sex with her.

M’hammed Soumayah is suing Minnelli for $100m (£54m) damages, saying she made “many repeated attempts” to compel him into sex and he “eventually succumbed”.

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Posted to Oh, the Humanity 2004.11.11 (Thu) • 22:38

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Posted by Richard Earney   2004.11.11, 23:12

What a horrible propect!

Posted by hk   2004.11.12, 02:18

Repeated attempts? 100m ?? Puts things in perspective…

Posted by gleek   2004.11.12, 02:20

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Posted by j. brotherlove   2004.11.12, 02:26

I wonder how much of that $100 he’ll get seeing as he “eventually succumbed”.

Posted by Jared Christensen   2004.11.12, 02:49

Maybe I should sue Best Buy for making “many repeated attempts” to get me to purchase items from their stores.

I eventually succumbed. Oh, the horror!!!

Posted by derFred   2004.11.12, 05:21

I wouldn’t be caught dead having sex with her. But then again I wouldn’t know the difference.

Posted by Khalid   2004.11.12, 19:21

Well, this does sound a lot more painful than a lap full of hot coffee…

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